This Kills The Driver

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 10/02/2014 at 18:37 • Filed to: None

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Probably.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 18:38

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the frame might be salvageable actually.

bob and john > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 18:39

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"So doc, did you find what was wrong with me?"

"yea, it appear your testicles and legs have been replaced by a cummins diesel engine and a 12inch diameter metal bar, respectively"

Vimto > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 18:41

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The purpose was to test the ability of the barrier to stop the truck, not the truck to protect its occupants. #imjustsayin

Chris Clarke > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 18:41

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Leadbull > bob and john 10/02/2014 at 18:47

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Dude, sweet.

Thanks, doc!

JustWaitingForAMate > bob and john 10/02/2014 at 18:47

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Blondude > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 18:48

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Well at least the bomber still gets his suicide part in.

/rippingcommentsoffthefrontpage

Roadster Man > Vimto 10/02/2014 at 18:49

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Now it makes sense. I was thinking it was a disastrous crash test to make sure those truck-stopping barriers are safe for the driver as well.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Blondude 10/02/2014 at 18:50

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Well at least the technicals are satisfied in that situation.

Blondude > Chris Clarke 10/02/2014 at 18:51

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The Kinja on the bar is what takes this gif from awesome to amazing.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Vimto 10/02/2014 at 18:51

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I am aware of that. I just like the brutality of the sudden stop.

Nibbles > Chris Clarke 10/02/2014 at 18:53

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Holy shit whoever got the kinja on that bar did one hell of a job!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 18:56

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Even though I saw this get posted earlier, I still CRINGE. AHAHAHAA NOPE FUCKTHATSHITVILLE HERE I COME

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Chris Clarke 10/02/2014 at 18:57

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I would like to know the person behind this GIF so I can commemorate them.

Chris Clarke > Nibbles 10/02/2014 at 19:04

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That was me.

Chris Clarke > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/02/2014 at 19:04

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I made it.

Nibbles > Chris Clarke 10/02/2014 at 19:07

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You did one hell of a job!

Chris Clarke > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/02/2014 at 19:07

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/as-requested-1…

Chris Clarke > Nibbles 10/02/2014 at 19:08

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That's why I get paid the big bucks.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Chris Clarke 10/02/2014 at 19:09

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... What's your occupation again?

Chris Clarke > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/02/2014 at 19:11

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I make aviation training programs.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > bob and john 10/02/2014 at 20:39

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actually lol'd

Philbert/Phartnagle > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/02/2014 at 23:54

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So that's how you get the cabs off of those trucks.

Sanettika > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/03/2014 at 08:55

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That's kind of terrifying. That barrier just rips through the whole thing. Bloody hell...

Tohru > Chris Clarke 10/03/2014 at 10:45

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That's a lot better than my version.

Chris Clarke > Tohru 10/03/2014 at 10:48

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But that green and red flash really has that seizure inducing quality that mine is lacking.

Tohru > Chris Clarke 10/03/2014 at 10:54

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Time to make a Version 2 of yours, then.